An apple a day keeps The Doctor away.
Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING\
THIS IS LIKE SOMETHING FROM A HORROR MOVIE JESUS FUCK
can a demon be born from this?
It looks like one already was.
OH SWEET FUCKING JESUS
|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university|
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man|
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you|
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.|